deardeerling:

in west narnia born and raisedthrough the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days

deardeerling:

in west narnia born and raised
through the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days

35,711 notes April 24, 2014 via: buckybarnes-d

buildingbagend:

*Misty Mountains theme plays dramatically in the distance*

27,408 notes April 23, 2014 via: the-fury-of-a-time-lord

phoenix-falls:


vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

211,396 notes 10:31 PM via: the-fury-of-a-time-lord

127,730 notes 10:28 PM via: frozen-void

40,114 notes 10:09 PM via: the-fury-of-a-time-lord

New favourite joke:

2dizzi:

agathaheterodyne:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”

"Don’t you mean a martini?”

"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."

These are fucking great

412,570 notes 05:38 PM via: casneedsyoutolethimtouchit

kissedthystones:

I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

kissedthystones:

I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

202,319 notes 05:03 PM via: screamingcrawfish

asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

259,365 notes 03:33 PM via: katzeller

moon-meadows:

willowbambi:

Ok well this is the best photo ever

hands down

moon-meadows:

willowbambi:

Ok well this is the best photo ever

hands down

41,993 notes 01:32 PM via: avenger-of-time

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

1,041,641 notes 01:07 PM via: tumbledore-