Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.
get out of there fireman what are you doing
there’s a tornado
I can’t stop laughing at this fireman
he’s just standing there going
“well darn, look at that.
one day im going to build myself a super powerful computer and i’m going to use this as the keyboard
just you try and fucking stop me
can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
why is it i don’t find text posts like this strange anymore
what do boxes breath
i stand corrected
jennifer fucking lawrence doesn’t think that bisexual women can have sex with men or have kids, and then referred to bisexuality as a “lesbian phase”
but she said that she likes food! shes so quirky and relatable you cant criticize her! she makes funny faces sometimes! did i mention she likes food!
seriously though if you get sunburnt, make up a cup of tea and pour it over your skin, it gets rid of the redness
what sam neglected to mention here was that the tea shouldnt be kettle hot
my mom doesn’t understand why i cant answer her when she asks me what my boyfriend and i talk about because just
i just cant describe our riveting, romantic conversations to her
cheese toasty and celestial pirate goddess
yes your relationship is a good one i approve
Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
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Lee Jordan has given me unrealistic expectations for sports commentary
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