"Tell me again, lad. Where are we going?"

"To the harbour, Bilbo. The elves have accorded you a special honor. A place on the last ship to leave Middle Earth."

1,208 notes October 20, 2014 via: l-o-t-r

1,561 notes 10:00 PM via: tom-bass

Okay, guys, here’s the plan. We already have these corpses…"
“Gotta love any plan that begins with that step.
- Our party, coming up with a plan (via outofcontextdnd)
1,071 notes 09:59 PM via: outofcontextdnd

Rules such as ‘Write what you know,’ and ‘Show, don’t tell,’ while doubtlessly grounded in good sense, can be ignored with impunity by any novelist nimble enough to get away with it. There is, in fact, only one rule in writing fiction: Whatever works, works.
- Tom Robbins (via maxkirin)
2,035 notes 09:58 PM via: believeinprongs

vtforpedro:

Good god why is this cracking me up so much

201,353 notes 09:56 PM via: tatianabooslany

waitrose:

hand writing at the start of an exam

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hand writing at the end of an exam

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196,153 notes 09:47 PM via: werewolfprincessaryas

falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

#CHANDLER WAS SUCH A GOOD FRIEND

346,208 notes 09:33 PM via: deadcatinternetcafe

justsomefuckingguy:

captcreate:

odditymall:

The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge.

—->http://odditymall.com/leatherdos-is-a-hair-clip-multi-tool

This some of that James Bond shit.

Swiss Army Hairclip

93,640 notes 09:33 PM via: werewolfprincessaryas

themrcreepypasta:

beary-it:

witchsmoke:

tianyi:

halloween should be 1 week long

halloweek

Hallowmonth.

image

143,172 notes 09:32 PM via: mindykhaling

littlegracenote:

where can i buy this

143,188 notes 09:32 PM via: mindykhaling