kerrsplat:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

That is a serious burn for a LOT of movies.  I’m not sure we have enough burn cream for this.

189,567 notes September 19, 2014 via: sillymuggles

142,740 notes 02:58 PM via: sillymuggles

truezodiacfact:

We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition

truezodiacfact:

We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition

173,418 notes 02:25 PM via: grantire

blissfulxpleasures:

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

Get me out of this world

blissfulxpleasures:

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

Get me out of this world

74,757 notes 02:22 PM via: tumbledore-

unclefather:

talk dirty to me

unclefather:

talk dirty to me

47,973 notes 12:23 AM via: perks-of-being-chinese

sevenpoints:

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT

"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY

569,476 notes 12:12 AM via: sillymuggles

fifth-may:

'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense

249,998 notes September 18, 2014 via: legionofdead

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

82,986 notes 10:22 AM via: legionofdead

mapleglowsticks:

thehat2:

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

image

this is adorable as fuck and you can’t tell me otherwise

468,357 notes 10:17 AM via: youngerthanmytongue

hotdogheroine50:

the moment you knew this was going to be the best fucking game you ever played

119,048 notes 01:04 AM via: cakedoom