midstorm:

Kermit the Frog Takes the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge (x)

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pemsylvania:

the reason you find little cuts and bruises you don’t remember getting is because at night bats fly in your room and beat you up in your sleep

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fullmetalbaby:

ideal-metaphor:

The one thing that I never fully understood about FMA was the fact that Ed never got a military uniform.  They literally let the little runt wear whatever.

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writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

595,341 notes August 19, 2014 via: perks-of-being-chinese

johnocallafaggot:

I am Louise Belcher.

Louise Belcher is me.

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spellcaster-queen-selene:

Remember that movie in which Jack Black was a teacher and building a rock band and when a little black chubby girl asked to be a singer he only said “sure! let me hear you” and the moment she started using her beautiful voice his lit up like all of his dreams came…

8,372 notes 04:20 PM via: deadcatinternetcafe

"harry james potter," harry said, "you were named after the bravest man i ever knew. it was me. i’m awesome." [x]

23,553 notes 04:20 PM via: unwinona